Been Naked Lately

There are two things in this world that I love, 1. The Olsen Twins and 2. Pictures of nun's doing naughty, naughty things.

Can't Fight Against The Youth

Peter Bjorn & John

Outfit Uno: Brown jersey skirt that has been turned into a tube top dress (Joe Fresh), braided leather belt (VV), beige cropped cardi (Old Navy), canvas wedges (Old Navy).
Outfit Dos: Le Chateau floral minidress ($5 VV), brown short-sleeved Jacob cardigan ($4 VV), same wedges, same flower ring (Smart Set) and same lovely woven belt.

I've seen better days...

Pink and white vintage blouse (V V), white Garage tank top, faded Gap jeans (V V $7ish), beige canvas wedges (Old Navy)
Accessories: white flower ring (Smart Set), braided leather belt ($3 V V), BadaSS $wagga (pricele$$)

Misterio 2008 Malbec

Today is such a tease, it looks lovely out but is actually terribly cold and windy. Brr..
Navy blue Americal Apparel dress, American Apparel cream skirt, gold vintage roses necklace and canvas wedges (Old Navy).
Accessories: flower ring (Smart Set $1), wooden hoop earrings. Gabby's D&G bag.

Dubstep love

Viiiiiiiiintage.
Pink and cream vintage blouse ($3.99 Value Village), beige skirt (American Apparel), wooden wedges (Aunties closet), black studded belt (Smart Set), vintage rooster necklace (Gramma's closet).
Dubstep:
Sierra Leone - Mt. Eden
Custard Chucker - Caspa & Rusko
Mr. Chips - Capsa & Rusko
Cockney Violin - Caspa & Rusko

Your China Pattern is Slutty

Studying for exams is killing meeeeeee. It's so boringggg. So I went to Value .. oops
Black Zara sequin dress ($9.99 VV). Shoes which unfortunately are being returned as they are so beautiful, but I can't walk in them :( (Spring)
Anddd that's all :)

Mega Weird Puppy Dog

So here is jj. casual pour le summer ..
Gold vintage flower necklace (SMart Set), blue and white striped oxford shirt (VV), boyfriend shorts [because denim underwear is so last year] ($20 Joe Fresh), and black cork wedges (Payless.)
Also, notice I am still babysitting my lover Gaby's D&G bag ... I fucking breastfeed this baby I love it so much. <3

Sick of rain and exams, want summer, summer, summer. And TEA PARTIES!

King of Carrot Flowers

So my Ma threw out my only two pairs of shorts in this world .... And in return she bought me capris and shorts :) Anyways so here is what I'm wearing today (if it warms up!!!!)
Ponytail and crystal chandelliere earrings (Antiques Show $10), black tube top (Suzy Shier $10), green capris (Joe Fresh $20) and black canvas peep-toe wedges (that I have spilled various mixed drinks all over and are very sticky ... Payless Shoes).
Also, Easter was this past weekend and it was a blast, involving Mexicans (ily girls), tequila jello shooters, smoked salmon, pulled muscles, biting the bag, broomstick games, bar fights, jaegerbombs, dancing on the bar, free cab rights, and best friends and amazing family.

Top 5 songs of last night:
5. King of Carrot Flowers - Neutral Milk Hotel
4. Skinny Love - Bon Iver (shoutouts to Esther & Josh <3)
3. Innocent - Our Lady Peace
2. Soco Amaretto Lime - Brand New
1. Cocaine Skin - Broken Social Scene

Automatic Flowers

This is my "omg it's almost summer fuck wearing sweaters (but I still need layers...)" outfit. I'm wearing beige tweed Aldo studded ballet flats, Old Navy jeans, a beige scoop neck tank top (VV), Grandaddy button down vest (WInners).
I've accessorized with my baby (the D&G leather bag) and my burnt orange beaded bracelets (which I bought on my first trip to NYC in ... 2004 .. maybe 2005).

Fab Five Songs today:
1. Summer Smoke - GirlTalk
2. Save Me - Tea Party
3. 4am - Our Lady Peace
4. To Blow - Weezy ft. Drake
5. 1979 - Smashing Pumpkins

Vintage Rooster

So I'm trying to find out a new way to wear this navy blue American Apparel dress that I NEVER wear. So I'm wearing that ($40 AA), a brown Smart Set sweatervest, grey(ish) long cardigan (Value Village), red and brass vintage belt (Sexapalooza), bright red patent leather maryjane pumps (Joneve) and this super cool Dutch vintage rooster enamel necklace from my Grandma's basement.

I Would Breastfeed it if I Could..

This bag is the LOVE OF MY LIFE. It's stolen from my bff Gabby, it's Dolce & Gabbana and has been beat the fuck up, been to Hell and back .. twice! And it still looks incredible and I would just ramble on and on and on but I'll stop now :)
Anyways, I'm also wearing Old Navy jeans, a white oxford halter top, Seiko watch, and this blue and white scarf (Smart Set).
Accessories: metallic brown/purple pumps, wooden hoops, NEW NOSE RING!

Stack That Cheese

Lets start at the bottom. I'm wearing THE ugliest granny shoes from Naturalizer ($5 Value Village), they are brand new and real leather and made in Canada AND friggin winter-proof! I'm also wearing my dark-wash Jacob jeans (that I need to replace soon!) Underneath I'm wearing a bright blue tank top ($3 Aeropostale), black and white striped tunic ($29 Suzy Shier), brass and burgundy vintage belt (Sexapalooza), and wooden earrings that you can't really see.
As you can tell I dig the vintage-y sailor feel, and striped things with red get me hot :)

If I Promised an Ocean

Let's start at the bottom, I'm wearing the same cheap plastic, platform, studded clogs, Gap jeans and leather belt. Also, still wearing the grey tank top and white H&M wrap tank-top. But I've thrown on this new cropped grey wool sweater from Simons ($5 Value Village), same wooden hoop earrings and KP's chunky wooden necklace.
Also I'm wearing my brown and black leather vintage purse.

Five Great Movies:
Strike
KIDS
Welcome to the Dollhouse
Reefer Madness
Away We Go

Just the writings on the wall

Okay so it's OFFICIALLY almost summer .. Know how I know? Because my girls and I have already begun planning parties, camping, cottaging, road trips and shopping trips .. oh yeah, we've got a list of dates to book off work already!
So in this "almost summer" outfit I'm wearing my brown $10 clogs from NYC, light Gap jeans, grey tank top underneath a white, ruched v-neck tank top ($25 H&M), I've accessorized with a cream cotton jacket ($4 Value Village), white studded bag ($6 Value Village), and wooden hoop earrings ($6 Ardene). Oh and I'm also wearing the GREATEST leather men's belt that I got from Value Village .. it's 100% real leather, made in Canada AND smells like a stable .. pretty much my fav. things :)

Ladies is pimps too, go on brush ya shoulder's off

This outfit consists of beige tweed Aldo studded flats, CK skinnies, a white Garage tank top underneath a blue and white striped oxford shirt ($3 Value Village), with a vintage leather belt (KP's closet), gold rose necklace ($5 Smart Set) and gold tear-drop earrings.
And obviously my Guess bag .. and really rad sunglasses because now that it's SPRING I can officially wear them without looking sad and pathetic.
Oh .. one more bit of news, last night I learned to drive my automatic car .. as a stick shift ... it has little paddle thingies and you can put it into Standard .. rad!!!

Top 5 songs today:
Lighting up my lalala - Lil Wayne
Kush - Lil Wayne
Players Anthem - Biggie Smalls
Ice - Lights
I'm back - Drake

Vagina Motherfuckers

So I haven't been making any cute outfits lately because I am in the Vagina Monologues this year and we've got bitchin' t-shirts to wear to help advertise, so I've just been wearing that and jeans errday!

Fooooooood

Okay, so no outfit today yet, but I just made the best breakfast in the world! I toasted a pita bun (kinda like a flattened hamburger bun, tastier than toast but not as heavy as a bagel). I added sauteed mushrooms, an egg-white, a slice of cheese and a slice of blackforest ham. Damn!!!! I'm practically a chef. I wish I took a picture of it, it was so pretty : )

I want the money, the cars, the clothes ... the hoe's

This is my "OMG Panick about writing essays so waste time changing my outfit ten million times" outfit.
Wearing my grey Jacob puffy sleeve v-neck top underneath a black and pink plaid sweatervest (Urban Planet), also I've got my Calvin Klein skinnies, black round-toe kitten heels.
Accessories: Daddy's Seiko watch, smokey glass necklace and burnt orange clutch wallet ($12 Aldo).

Winter Beach Bunny

I'm reading this gorgeous book, "The Blue Jay's Dance", by Louise Erdrich, and it is about a woman's pregnancy and birth, and it is so amazingly written, just so powerful. My fav. prof assigned it to us for a lit class that I'm in and it's up in my top 20 books now (which is a v. competitive list byyyy the way)... Anyways, it's so beautifully described that it just makes me want to get knocked up and squeeze out a couple of ankle-biters, but then I remember all my pet fishies (and crab, and snail, and frogs) that I've killed and I think the world might be a better place if I just stick with being a cool aunt :)

Anyways, this ensemble isss 1. My new hair do ($150, Charisma), 2. Black cotton sheer tank top with neck .. hole .. detail? ($15 Mexx), 3. Green/grey/brown superlong cardigan, Costa Blanca ($5 Value Village), my Calvin Klein skinnies and these black, rount toe kitten heel buckle shoes that I bought like a million years ago from Walmart and have never actually worn in the real world...
And although you can't see I've accessorized with my silver drop hoops from ... Zellers? Also bought about a million years ago.